Top Ten Church Bloopers


These are funny. Talk about misprints or bad wording! There are hundreds but these 10 are my personal favorites! Please add your favorite in the comments.

 My comments are in parenthesis.

1) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door (talk about kicking them when their down)

2) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. (Jesus does say pray for your enemies)

3) The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir (choirs are always where the church rebels can be found)

4) Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance (uh… no comment)

5) Ushers will eat latecomers (Baptist churches would shrink a lot!!)

6) A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow (gas masks provided??)

7) Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time (not sure fun is right word!)

8) The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus (oh me. What were they thinking)

9) A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife (this man is a genius!)

10) This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar (talented lady)

Dax

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